The mods dictionary of doom

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Aye.

^{Seeing as some of you are intrigued by the way myself and [starry_bellend] speak, we decided to make a dictionary for you all.

Be in awe of our amazingness aye.}

Aye - A substitute for 'yes'. Usually used at the end of sentences, and to add a bit of colour to songs also. Can also be used as a question.

Mange/Manging - Obviously from the French verb 'manger' which means 'to eat'. This has been utilised by the mods for our own purposes. I.E, "Brb, manging"

O - Word used in jipping and meaning someone with a slag type nature.

Done like a kipper - Used when you've 'pwned' someone.

Slap you down - Does what it says on the tin.

Bovad - You may thank the wonderful Catherine Tate for this. Bovad = Bothered.

Mod - A sub culture consisting of erm...Two people (we are sad mod lmao).

Geoffry - Sex object of the mods

Bernadine - Arch enemy of the mods

Dildo of doom - A large blunt object used by Berna.... wait that aint one of our words lmfaoo! How very dare you mod. For that, you shall be spanked and yes, you have to count.

Jip/Jipping/Jipped - Used when you're being slagged off, or when you're doing the slagging. "Such jip!" "He is well jipping me." "Bernadine jipped me!"

Of doom - Used at the end of sentences...to make them pretty. "Pass me de coloured book of doom"

Ini - Isn't it

Boob - A mistake

My bad/Your bad/Our bad - My mistake/Your mistake/Our mistake

2007-05-12 [sequeena_rae]: What aer you going to do about it????

2007-05-12 [starry_bellend]: Im going to beat you down with a mace!!

2007-05-12 [sequeena_rae]: Whateveeeer xP

2007-05-12 [starry_bellend]: Om will you might be taller but you aint harder AYE! *Flexes muscles*

2007-05-12 [sequeena_rae]: *pops with pin* xPPPPP

2007-05-12 [starry_bellend]: Om was never a balloon!

2007-05-12 [sequeena_rae]: Om is, om saw you put it up your jumper!!

2007-05-12 [starry_bellend]: Om is never! Om hare just jealous of my stunning physique

2007-05-12 [sequeena_rae]: Of course mod, of course xDDDD

2007-05-12 [starry_bellend]: KNEW IT!! lmfao!

2007-05-12 [sequeena_rae]: xD You're a fucking mong lmaoooo

2007-05-12 [starry_bellend]: Is you looking in de mirror!? Ayee

2007-05-12 [sequeena_rae]: I will shit through your letter box aye!

2007-05-12 [starry_bellend]: Boyakasha!! I would like to see you try ayeeeeee!? lmfao

2007-05-12 [sequeena_rae]: You might want to watch your step when you go down de stairs then aaaaaye

2007-05-12 [starry_bellend]: Any fing that resides upin my shoe will be walked into your carpet lmfaoooooooooo

2007-05-12 [sequeena_rae]: Om yes...but I haven't got carpet lmaoooo!!!

2007-05-12 [starry_bellend]: Well into you clothes then aye lmao

2007-05-12 [sequeena_rae]: Om will have to mow you for that XP

2007-05-13 [starry_bellend]: Om wouldnt dare !!

2007-05-13 [sequeena_rae]: Om try me!!

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